Welcome to Twisted Ink, a place to submit your art, stories, poems, and amazing work. During our time as editors we’ve enjoyed ourselves immensely. Thankfully, we’ve been able to balance our workload with an equal amount of fun. As such, a small list of quotes has accumulated over the past few weeks, and because we all plan on forgetting a lot of information this summer, we’ve decided to post them here and pass on our words of mis-wisdom. Enjoy our antics, we had a lot of fun.

“There’s a squid on your face.”

“F%$#ing penguins.”

“Shut up, Frank.”

“Comma splices are probably communists.”

“Hey guess what?! MORE BUTTONS!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MORE BUTTONS!?”

“I swear, if his bio isn’t submitted to us by Friday, I’m going to write it myself. And I guarantee that it’ll include a jellyfish sting, and a penguin peeing on his leg.”

“Pitches and torchforks.”

“If I never have to see another button as long as I live, I’ll die a happy man.”

“I swear, I’m going to make a button out of his face, and every time someone clicks it, he picks his nose.”

“I’ve spent the last 10 minutes trying to figure this out, but I forgot it was a widget. Oops.”

“Spiders!”

“You…you have ears!”

“I would LOVE to have a Lord of the Rings marathon, but I have to take my kid to freaking SOCCER practice!”

“My daughter calls hangers ‘hookers.’ So every time she needs to hang something up, she informs me that she needs a hooker.”

“I love you, Pandora. You’re magical.”

“Where’s Kari? She’s gone again.”

“What’ve you guys all got against jellyfish?!”

“I hate everything.”

“Where’s my pizza!? If he doesn’t show up with that soon, I’m going to have him make me TWO sammiches.”

“Bryce was attacked by a flying spider! In the face!”

“We were late, because of cranberry juice.”

“Goooooooood morning. Welcome to paradise.”

“We should have a class sing-along!”

“I’m going to pee my fur!”

“Lick her toes!”

“Get the %$#@ off!”

“Squeak squeaker squeaken.”

“I have a bullwhip, and I know how to use it. It’s got a two-foot snapper on it, and I know how to use it. I’ve been practicing.”

“No one will hear him scream.”

“I don’t like the way you’re looking at me…”

“You’re still giggling! Stop it!”

“Kari has the pencil!”

“You guys are all turtle-haters!”

“What’s 10 minus 10? That’s the exact amount of f%$#s I give today.”

“I don’t really care what you think.”

“Oh my god, Frank! It’s working!”

“Meanwhile back at the outhouse, where things continue to pile up…”

“I’m the only person to put a random poem to the tune of a Julie Andrews song. I’m quite proud of myself.”